Let us look at some of the highlights, shall we? First, I need some coffee, I will never understand humans that do not consume coffee.
1. My website not working properly till 3 weeks after my arrival in Seoul.
Have you tried contacting someone 14 hours behind your time zone, that seems to conveniently miss your calls?
LESSON: YOUR VULNERABILITY TO “I GOT YOU, I UNDERSTAND” WILL LEAVE YOU PROPERLY SCREWED AS IT SHOULD.
Real life situation: Meeting potential investors but no working website but desperately trying not to look like an unprepared fool.
2. Sisterhood based on cultural and genetic ties are highly overrated and in business, it will cost you dearly.
…. Feel free to cry the entire Nile River while listening to Justin Timberlake’s Cry me a River without the cool presence of Timberland.
3. Expect the unexpected to happen and believe two things: IT WILL COST YOU AND IT WILL HURT.
4. Entrepreneur life is that of risks and more turns than your favorite theme park.
5. There is pyrite and GOLD for the love of creation, KNOW YOUR DAMN WORTH
6. I refuse to be that untouchable white cauliflower with brown spots in the grocery store.
LESSON: DAMN EVERYONE IN MY WAY. I AM A FRESHLY PLUCKED LETTUCE WITH DEW AND FIRM LEAVES ON A THURSDAY MORNING.
7. Drink lots of water because you will cry and sweat a lot.
8. Stay away from people that wear your culture but do not want to spread #cassavadiplomacy
9. Stay away from people who don’t love their cultural identity, they are unable to understand #cassavadiplomacy
10. In the Holy Book of Hip Hop: Book Tupac Amaru Shakur Chapter 4 verse 1 “You gotta be able to smile through the bulls&*#.
It has not been completely terrible. I have met brilliant, sophisticated, inspirational, kind people that have made me appreciate my stay.